Let’s be real, this is what happens when people stop watching you for five minutes. The “In My Defense, I Was Left Unsupervised” Tee is your built-in alibi for chaos, bad decisions, and whatever flaming dumpster fire you just walked out of smiling.
Perfect for the unapologetically wild, the delightfully reckless, and anyone who’s ever said “YOLO” right before everything went sideways. This shirt is soft, comfy, and dangerous, just like you after two shots and no adult supervision.
Slip it on when you’re feeling spicy, rebellious, or just don’t feel like explaining why there’s glitter, smoke, or broken rules in your wake.
Warning: May cause spontaneous fun, side-eyes from authority figures, and one hell of a story later. Supervision strongly discouraged.
