Ah yes, once a bright-eyed social butterfly… now a beautifully bitter lone wolf. The “I Used to Be a People Person But People Ruined That for Me” tee is your official breakup letter to humanity. Written in sarcasm, stitched in savage truth, and delivered with a deadpan stare.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s armor for the emotionally exhausted. Perfect for those who’ve smiled through small talk, barely survived a group chat, or trusted someone who said “let’s hang soon” with a straight face. (Never again.)
Crafted from fabric softer than Chad’s empty promises, it’s comfy enough for dodging humans in absolute style. Whether you're ghosting brunch, rage scrolling through texts, or fake smiling through Karen’s 20 minute monologue.
Caution: May trigger nervous laughs, awkward silences, and instant respect from fellow social escape artists.
Bonus: Makes awkward silences even more satisfying.
Social batteries still sold separately.
