Ah yes, once a bright-eyed social butterfly… now a beautifully bitter lone wolf. The “I Used to Be a People Person But People Ruined That for Me” Tee is your official breakup letter to humanity written in sarcasm, stitched in savage truth, and delivered with a deadpan stare.
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s armor for the emotionally exhausted. Perfect for anyone who’s survived small talk, barely tolerated a group chat, or believed someone who said “let’s hang soon” (never again).
Why You’ll Love It:
-
Super soft fabric (softer than Chad’s empty promises)
-
Perfect for ghosting brunch or fake smiling through Karen’s 20-minute monologue
-
Bold design that speaks for your social battery (or lack thereof)
Caution: May trigger nervous laughs, awkward silences, and instant respect from fellow social escape artists.
Bonus: Makes awkward silences even more satisfying.
Social batteries still sold separately.
