No medical degree? No problem. You’ve got the experience and the scars to spot a walking hemorrhoid from a mile away. The “I’m Not a Proctologist But I Know an Asshole When I See One” Tee is your certified license to diagnose douchebaggery on sight.
Perfect for office politics, bad drivers, exes, or just about anyone who breathes too loud in public, this shirt delivers savage clarity with surgical precision. It’s bold. It’s petty. It’s softer than the egos it destroys.
Made with premium fabric and laced with unfiltered attitude, this tee is for people who speak fluent sarcasm, roll their eyes professionally, and don’t have the patience for bullshit medical or otherwise.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Premium fabric, soft enough to survive your daily eye rolls
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Bold and unapologetic like your personality
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Perfect for calling out nonsense without saying a word
Disclaimer: May cause awkward silences, nervous laughter, and a sudden decrease in fake friends. No gloves required. You’re already handling shit like a pro.
