Let’s be honest, natural selection is clearly on vacation. The “Your Gene Pool Needs a Filter” Tee is your unapologetic PSA to the walking disasters, drama magnets, and human caution signs cluttering up the deep end of the DNA pool.
This shirt is for the brutally honest and blissfully unbothered. Whether you're dodging generational stupidity or side eyeing a full grown adult arguing with a drive thru speaker, this tee says what we're all thinking with the perfect mix of sass and savage.
Soft enough to wear while judging quietly, bold enough to spark side-eyes and awkward silence. It’s not mean, it’s evolutionary feedback.
Warning: May cause triggered egos, awkward family gatherings, and spontaneous applause from people with functioning common sense.
