Say hello to the shirt that’s got more shock value than your ex’s apology text. The “Don’t Hit Me, I’ll Cum” Tee isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for the unfiltered legends who laugh in the face of decency and double down on the discomfort.
Equal parts chaotic and kinky, this shirt is a walking HR violation with a soft-as-hell feel. Perfect for parties, bad decisions, or just standing in line at Target daring someone to read it out loud. It’s bold. It’s brash. It’s probably banned in several school districts.
Printed in unapologetically loud lettering on a tee that hugs like your last questionable hookup, this shirt is your ticket to instant side-eyes, awkward chuckles, and legendary status.
Disclaimer: Not responsible for spit takes, shocked grandmas, or unexpected attention from people who say “I’m usually not into this, but…” Wear with pride. Or nothing at all—we don’t judge.
