Some people take everything way too personally and this shirt is your not-so-subtle way of telling them to unclench. The “It Ain’t a Dick, So Don’t Take It So Hard” Tee is sarcasm served with a smirk and a side of suck it up, buttercup.
Perfect for those who speak fluent sass, roll their eyes professionally, and have absolutely zero time for the overly sensitive. Whether you're shutting down drama, surviving Monday meetings, or just letting folks know you're fresh out of emotional labor, this tee says it all loud, proud, and inappropriate (just how we like it).
Soft enough to sleep in, bold enough to get you side-eyed at brunch, and guaranteed to leave a trail of offended egos in your wake.
Disclaimer: May cause laughter, blushing, or people finally leaving you the hell alone. Not suitable for Karen-heavy environments, unless you're feeling spicy.
