This ain’t just a shirt—it’s your official license to raise hell and ask zero permission. The “Trained and Certified in Bad Decisions” Tee is for the beautifully reckless, the gloriously chaotic, and the legends who wake up thinking, “Well, that escalated quickly.”
Perfect for bar crawls, sketchy road trips, spontaneous tattoos, and every “hold my drink” moment in between, this tee lets the world know you’re not new to this you’re professionally unhinged.
Made from soft-as-sin fabric that feels like a warm hug from last night’s mistake, it’s comfy enough to crash in and bold enough to wear while making your next questionable life choice.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Ultra-soft, premium fabrics for all-night adventures
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Bold statement for the chaos makers and party legends
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Perfect for bar nights, wild trips, or questionable decisions
Disclaimer: May include bruised egos, regret at brunch, and one hell of a story later. Warning labels not included you are the warning.
